Few words
Life is full of constructive hobbies, some can get you money. You just have to be creative
Think of spongebob
Just have imaaaa-gin-ation
Well I guess there is nothing much to say the police
Well that kid needs help
| Despite popular belief, I am quite weird. I know, ain't it just beautiful? Like everyone else in the world, I have come to this place... with really no purpose except to show you people and torture you with the items that I have. Guess what? Come on! Guess what? I know you want to! Guess what? ...That's what! Man, I'm new at this stuff. If I offend, I do apologize beforehand. Maybe you'll be happy with what I have to offer, if not, then go to someone else. Wah. -sniff- Hair: brown. Eyes: brown. Skin: slightly tan (never go out much) Nails: Cut every once in a while Style of hair: medium length ponytail Attitude: slightly weird with a pinch of sleepy and tiredness. Type of person: Afternoon Height: 5'2 (shut up, I'm short) Weight: I'm not telling! Favorite movie: Fiddler on the Roof Favorite song: Hey Diddle Diddle (the nursery one) Favorite saying: Hateful pain... Favorite celebrity: Cookie Monster (he's the man) Favorite food: I like chocolate... not! I like good food. Favorite color: RAINBOW (I want gold!) Favorite game company: Nintendo (I like Link) Favorite person: My mommy! When she loves me... Favorite drink: Mountain Dew and water Favorite place: Room MY ROOM MYYYY ROOOOOM! Stay out. Grr. Favorite thing to do: Sleep and dream. Things not to do: Please don't say good morning. Please don't take my spot on the table. Please, pretty please, don't call me when I'm asleep. (You don't have my phone number, so HA!) Please don't hug me or touch me if I don't know you well. Please don't hit me if I don't know you. DON'T FREAKING PULL MY HAIR. And that's it. Hey man, you people out there saying I'm difficult, you've got things you people don't like either! Rawr. So rawr. Gosh man, what do you wanna know? The length of my armpit hair? Cause I really don't wanna go into that much detail about me. Oh wait, I have friends. Ain't it special? I have parents and siblings. I'm normal, somewhat! I have a bed too. And blankets. Nice soft blankets. Yum. So fuzzy. Oh I got a kitty! I'm a cat person, sorry. Did anyone else have a problem talking about themselves cause I can't be the only one thinking about what the heck I'm supposed to be putting on here to make you people satisfied. Not that you people care, but I'm trying to be professional about this. Do I have to get into the basics? Do you guys want the grueling details or the nit-picking? Like I just went to the bathroom a second ago, and it was satisfying. Do I go to far, do I go back, or what? I feel like right now, I just wanna take up space. Weeeeee! Oh this is so fun. I am friends with a person on here, so you can totally feel sorry for StUpIdExCuSeS. The bum doesn't hardly update, but neither do I, so I guess we're bums in a pair. Hah, fruit. I love fruit. Oh yeah, I like strawberries too. Not candy really. I like cherry candy. I like those Jelly Belly beans. They're really good. Oh my favorite cartoon. I like Jubei season 2. It was awesome. Okay anyways, so I'm really basically just trying to satisfy you bored people now. There's really no point to this except for me to jabber. Doggies love food. I like food too. I'm hungry. Well, now that I think about it, not really. I just ate. It was okay, mediocre. It didn't really have a lot of flavor, and all it did was fill my stomach. Yeah I hate when food does that. Don't you remember those disgusting old steroid food that the school would feed you for those poor people that didn't bring their lunch. Blech. I guess that's it. Now I'm done. That's all folks. Go home. Freaking delinquents! Go to your mother and tell her that you love her and that you're glad that she had you and be happy for the good things you have in life! Do something for the world! Kumbiyah my Lord, Kumbiyah. Hold your brother man! Kiss my cheek! Tell him that you're glad they're here and that your brother has to necessarily mean your sibling, it just means the person beside you. And if it happens to be a girl, it's your sister. Don't date your sister, that's disgusting. Well, that's it. -sniff- I would write more, but my typer person won't let me. Yeah, I'm too lazy to type, so I'm making someone else do it. Well bye guys, that's it. DON'T LEAVE ME! Ack. -dies- |
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Life may be hard, but I believe that you can do it!
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Life may be hard, but I believe that you can do it!
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life is wonder, isn't it
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Life may be hard, but I believe that you can do it!
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Life may be hard, but I believe that you can do it!
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life is wonder, isn't it
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Life may be hard, but I believe that you can do it!
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